"You fool, you fell asleep during RAW!"

Isn't it possible that he merely forgot that he had committed to signing with Browns?

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

The worst part about it is how inconsistent these dumbfucks are. Both the Pens and the Rags have acquired Lee Stempniak for a very modest price in the last few years. This is good! Stempniak is no world beater, but he's exactly the type of bottom 6 forward you need to be a legitimate contender.

The Pens and the Rags…

By a mile. Lovejoy is what he is (3rd pairing D). Despres was carrying around the decrepit mule that is Rob Scuderi, and actually making him look good. On top of that, Despres is only 23, and will be an RFA this year, so he's cost controlled. He was a first round draft pick for a reason.

Why did we trade him? Because…

Yes you are: it blows! Lovejoy is done. Despres is a talented kid. Makes no sense unless Rutherford is banking on Lovejoy rebounding in form, which is a gamble. Really puzzling move on the Pens' part.

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

If any team deserves a mascot who actively hates the organization that employs him, it's the Sixers.

DEAR GOD, IT'S BECOMING SENTIENT

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

Too soon

"THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR HIRING SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH THE KID BEFORE THE COMBINE!!"

The Browns understand the potential consequences of exploiting this loophole, but a high-ranking team executive said that, "it's worth taking a shot".

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

Back when I lived at home my parents had a knack for asking me to do stuff or help them out just as I would start a dungeon in WoW or some other group activity. Would annoy the fuck out of me when they did (especially if I had to wait in a queue to get into that match), but there's not much you can do about it.

If we take this argument seriously, 1st and goal was on the 5. Marshawn got 4 yards on that play and it is now 2nd and goal at the 1. I'm pretty sure he could have gotten 1 more yard even if he held his dick from the huddle to the end zone.

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"