"Screw that, Fox. We're a different demo, and your Bob Seger Chevy ads don't work on us."

"I don't know where the problems are," Taylor acknowledged, "but I just get caught up."

"Apologies for the lousy video quality"

God don't make no mistakes. The Atlanta district attorney, on the other hand...

You know it's good when you come back to the page a few minutes later and laugh again the second time you see it... Fantastic.

Benedictine University, Fuck Yeah!

He heard they squirt further at altitude.

"Was I wrong for telling him to go get fucked in the ass till he spits shit??"

Those quotes are going to get someone in a lot of trouble. Probably James Harrison.

My Dog Flop

Classic writing? I'm waiting for Antonio Cromartie's soon-to-be-release biography, The Storks Guy.

As opposed to "Doink: The Right Thing", the Powerpoint presentation that caused heads to roll at WWE.

"I'm with Tommy, and Elmo Wright (and Billy "White Shoes" Johnson, whose "Funky Chicken" I consider the seminal end-zone dance)"

Lindsay Lohan's dating the entire football team?

Is that a 2-3 zone or is he just happy to see us?

"The Tebow Tebows Are Tebowing Up The Standings In The National Tebow League"

"As always, your entries should be brief, and our only interest is in your personal humiliation, and not the degradation of your companion for the evening."

Apparently, English tutoring was NOT part of everything JoePa did 4 dis skool.

Printed on special paper designed to resist writing any corrections in the margins.

+1 water into purple drank