@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Well played, sir! (Though you missed the obvious Hamas connection in the fact that "LeBron" has at least four of the same letters as "Lebanon").

Cue Utah defending the BCS in 3... 2... 1...

So this was the update to his book that SportsFella keeps talking about, right?

"it happened and it makes for a good story anytime Buck is on TV and it's been at least four seconds since the last time I heard the sound of my own voice."

The "anonymous veteran" stuff was a smokescreen... it's Tebow, isn't it?

@Cialis Cooper: They've got a solution that'll work great until the last two weeks of September.

She got Golden Tate fairly accurate, but that's the worst description of Woody Harrelson I've ever heard.

@Karpovtsev_Says: Taking another paternity test?

I was starting to panic, trying to figure out where I'd be able to get a mediocre chicken sandwich for $14, but then I remembered Hard Rock Cafe is still around. Whew!

Rule number one: you do not talk about Puckmasters.

@Facebones: On the other hand, just blurting out "USSR" probably bought you a 30% chance on any blue or yellow questions.

I will never forgive him for forcing me to expand my knowledge of show tunes. F'ing pink.

I haven't seen a green limb bend like that since they took Gumby off the air.

It's Defecation Mad Libs! Semi-famous athlete... "Name starting with 'N'"... was at "location" ... and decided to shit in... "noun".

"You know... this 'Shit My Dad Says' thing would make a great TV show."

Clearly, David Stern is going to have to talk to the refs about enforcing travelling violations.

@BustinChopz: I was surprised they didn't put a clause into Bobby Crosby's contract to force him to wear #87. Think of the merchandise they would've moved.

@Bobby BoJangles: "Rape allegations? Drunken sorority girls wouldn't even recognize our guys!"

@tim_lincecum_dumpster: As a Pirate fan, my remaining will to live evaporated while reading that list.

@sharkmcduff: More the fact that the criticism comes from an arm's-length operative of an organization that spent most of that same time not even TRYING to be competitive.