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That piece was a bigger reach than Danny Moskos.

Ah, they finally published the REJECTED photos from the Kobe Bryant shoot.

WNBA: These aren't the scores you're looking for.

So you start with Emmitt Smith as your Level 1 football analyst and upgrade him after you gain a few levels, right?

@SponsoredbyV8: Hey, I WAS that asshole who threw curveballs!

@Devi: Linesman Krupke, you're really a square.

"My offer is this... nothing. Not even the cost of the Fred Taylor jersey, which I would appreciate if you put up personally."

If the point had something to do with being a giant douchebag... proven!

Pick-666

His Grey Cup Runneth Over

I would've said "Grey Cup" but I'll save that for a potential Roethlisberger nickname contest.

My Cutler's Keeper?

As he fell, did he tumble in a clockwise or counter-clockwise direction?

Preparation H-Back

"You use your tongue purtier than a hundred-dollar soccer ball."

The first draft was...

@UweBollocks: Officer Nordberg considers this an air-tight defense.

"Ah, baseball. The crack of the bat. The feel of the grass. The smell of burning hair, as 1200 volts of electricity course through a 17-year-old's nervous system."