Gordon Gee would like to point out that those "wedding notes" are clearly a joke, as a real SEC employee would use way more pictures and way shorter words.

Since it's an SEC wedding, I assume they'll both start cheating immediately.

Maybe I've just been lucky....I will admit I hit the BJ jackpot with my guy though, he takes about 30 seconds and I don't need to do anything fancy.

You married him.

A little size insecurity goes a long way when it comes to boys becoming men. If they think their cock is perfect, they won't necessarily learn all of the other wonderful things that can be done to a woman. I've had a few in my life, and the average sizers have pretty consistently been my favs.

Wrong; thanks to inches, penis size correlates perfectly with the 1-10 attractiveness scale. 5 is perfectly average - most people think they're too good for it. 7 is their standard, even though it's especially good (it's the standard for very good, I guess). 8's an amazing find; 9 is aristocracy and 10 is a unicorn,…

When you're a tiger, you already won the genetic lottery.

Maybe it would be rewarding bad behavior, but in my experience of fucking men who I don't like as people, I don't really care what they think about it—obviously I just want to get laid. Also in my experience, it isn't a true reward because what they really want is for you to actually like them. So when you show them…

Believe me, I get yelled at for pointing my toes in yoga, so old dog, new tricks and all that jazz...

ooo,can I touch? :P

I don't even think people are trying to be nice when they make suggestions sometimes. Often when people say stuff like that to me it has everything to do with them and their weird sensibilities. I wear my curly hair down and free usually. One of my friends prefers this style because she likes that it's a more…

I'm a Caucasian woman with dark, waist-length, loosely curly hair. Total strangers feel free to tell me what to do with it. Hell, not one hour ago, I got on an elevator and some random woman said, "You have beautiful hair. I bet it's so gorgeous when it's down. You should let it go free! Don't cut it!"

I think the only time you should touch someone's hair is if you're on ecstasy and they're on ecstasy.

"Portlandia, which might as well be Brooklyn."

An app that sets you up with people and suggests that maybe you're not as gay as you think you are? Hell, my grandma does that for free.

I'm with you, girl...every 4 weeks, no exceptions (the Italian in me requires every 4, sadly I could probably do every 3). At this point, I can't imagine going back to having it grown out and any guy requesting thus would definitely get the Jennifer Lawrence treatment.

I thought the secret was sharing pictures of your dick.

Guys that are into performing oral sex are smarter, better and sexier than those who don't. End of story.

Yo, guy who clearly never has to worry about this: if you are a young woman and you go out in a city, you will have to deal with this bullshit. You're correct in your assessment of the men reading the PUA stuff, but it's not like they're ALWAYS hiding on the internet. Sometimes (often) they're in your face at a bar,…

If I know my doughnuts, I believe this is an Old Dirty Bastard, made by Voodoo in Portland.