It'll make you groan, not moan.

I could maybe, maybe, see some of my friends who are in BDSM relationships who would like the tied to a tree one, but...most likely if they wanted a shirt like that (which would only be worn around the house and/or for sleeping) they'd make it themselves, because ew giving money to gross dudebros.

Hold up...

of course there's Syria, where he promised to bombSyria because in that civil war, Syria was going to bomb Syria,

ACTUAL MISANDRY! I guess it DOES exist.

True! It's a shame that this guy thinks so poorly of men that he believes that rape of vulnerable women is a given. All of the non-rapist men out there should be outraged!

Anybody who ever says "I'm not saying that..." is saying exactly that.

Imma let you finish Beyonce, but Van Halen's original tour backstage rider is still the coolest ever!

Duck fat fries are the best. Try it, people. Go buy some duck fat and you can do it yourself.

A week in the life of a beat writer

For those of you who didn't click on the link to read Gloria Steinem's quote regarding Miley Cyrus. Because it is SO. FUCKING. GOOD.

If you're going to portray Cox as a model of sobriety, then it's probably not a good idea to include a picture of her doing a bump.

Why so many shoes?

Why so many shoes?

If I wanted to see a Bear toss a ball towards no one in particular, I'd just watch Jay Cutler ...

Yeah I don't get it either.

Gross hags who need to smile more often, unite!

You only feel tricked because you're so fucking stupid.

Think about what you wrote, and how stupid it sounds. Only imbeciles do not understand why the "n word" can be said by some and not others. If that still confuses you, in 2013, you need an adult to walk you through it.

Even the phrase "the name doesn't bother me so much": If you put the emphasis on the right syllable, it sounds like, "This is a major issue in my community, but I'm not really one for campaigning much on it."