I didn't cry after Randall Cobb's freak gasoline fight accident... I was just chopping onions when I heard.

I feel like bourbon wouldn't be a bad addition... God knows I have enough of it (always a backup bottle on hand in case of emergency). Anyone (Albert?) want to yell at me and tell me why I'm an idiot for even considering it?

Smoochies!

Nooooo! Me too! High-five! Sorry Timbers fans... ties are unamerican and I need fat men colliding into each other head first in my football.

One of the all time sexiest things I have ever seen on screen was the apartment belonging to the lover in Unfaithful. Dozens of bookshelves.... complete mess but just covered in books.

I have read through the comments but haven't read deep into every thread so my apologies if this was said elsewhere.

My husband turns down BJ's on the regular... Everyone is different. (It's not me... I give great BJ's... he just would rather do other stuff)

I'm 30 and I can't stop sexting... will this app help me????

I'm attending a gala in a dress lower cut than that in about a month and my (natural) boobs will look about the same. Too bad no one will gossip about my scandalous dress and fake tit-tays on the internet. Sad PDX :(

Marionberry Pie isn't a BAD choice for my (extremely not) humble state. Indeed, the Marionberry was invented here! In the county (Marion) that I work in. And pie! Pie is always great.

Ugh. I worked at the big 4 for years. This sort of bro is all over the place. Sorry... I'm having a flashback. I need some wine now

I am the worst sort of person. But this place in Portland has this thing called "duck duck potatoes" that are one of the greatest things I've ever put in my mouth. It's potato wedges (which I would agree are normally abysmal) from smaller potatoes (more surface area) deep fried in DUCK FAT. Tossed in FOIE BUTTER.…

I want to double deck that gold plated toilet SOMETHING FIERCE.

I for sure need to hear about the rest of this list. For. Reasons.

Gloria Steinem says my thoughts if I were smart.

You're making it unnecessarily difficult for your brain-meats.

BLARGH Kinja'd!

I recently had a guy (who I am not sleeping with as I'm married) say something about how he prefers girls without makeup. I asked him to tell me what his favorite pictures of me on facebook are.

Take out the phrase "The name just doesn't bother me that much" read it again.

I'm not single... but I would never join something that shows my real first name to everyone. You can find out my last name and where I work if you have my first name, occupation (prob one of the first topics of conversation when chatting with someone) and city. If you have my last name you can find almost everything…