Dear californians:

I just started watching this last night and was up until 4am! The only reason I went to bed was because I had to be somewhere at 10... I'm only about halfway through... But FUCK. Loving this show. Now need her memoir.

I was at the Nike employee store last week and noticed many more muted colors. So... I'm assuming that is upcoming.

I say something like that when people see pictures of me from age 20/21 and they make comments on how "good" (read: skinny) I look.

Meh... it's not THAT bad... there are plenty of people like me and my husband and friends who have real jobs and stuff (I'm a CPA, he's an attorney, so is 90% of our friend base).

Besides being home to the biggest assholes on the planet... I love Eugene. Well... I love the Country Fair to be more accurate :)

I've spent a lot of time trying to come up with a question... but I'm too busy fan-girling to think of one.

Imma try and communicate at the same level of intellectual rigor as Rush...

A fucking hour? Are you shitting me?

Did this really post twice? fuckin' Kinja... man.

Yes, I don't come into contact with children... ever. Precisely because they are the worst.

This is so weird...

Bulleit rye on the rocks. Or a manhattan if you haven't gotten used to straight whiskey yet (get used to it)

Preach it sister. #teamBeej

As a woman, I couldn't agree more. I haven't even given a proper to the finish hand job since I was 15... I get bored of all the work and just use my mouth.

My aesthetician was telling me about these ("these" being brazilian waxes for men... not brozilians, I couldn't say that word without dying). She doesn't do them but a friend of hers does. The waxer pulls the scrotum taut so the wax can be ripped off. There's also a lot of moving the penis around which can result in…

It clearly made an impression. CREEPY AS FFFFFFFFF

With the tar soap? And the hamster death? Or was it a rat? Was that the same book?

MY SWEET AUDRINA!!!! OMG... why is there not a movie of this book????

RIP Brittany Murphy!