haha. I stand by my position.

Portland bitchez is the coolest bitchez.

Hmm. Porn. Man.

Seriously. This guy does not deserve to get any P. Ladies... please do not bone this man.

This is really well put and exactly how I feel about any actual body hair "debate" that ends up pro v. anti hair removal on women.

I know it's exhausting but I really never get sick of hearing how other women maintain their body hair.

Haha... nope. I'm a filthy capitalist pig and work for a giant multinational finance company.

Pdx = Portland... Is there another meaning for it besides the airport code?

"anyone who would show up hungover to an event related to their career"

Anne Carson has a poem that includes the line "Sunlight slows down Europeans"

So, real coffee snobs (like we have in abundance here in portland) don't even fuck around with Starbucks.

Yeah... I mean I'm not trying to brag and I'm not an exceptional hottie by any stretch... but I sort of feel like I could do this on a really good night out?

Well... how anyone could know that much about Michael Jordan/basketball without in fact *being* Michael Jordan is beyond me.

Turns out wearing a Bulls # 23 jersey gets the point across JUST FINE.

"I've gotten three phone numbers, a business card, a new girl friend, an almost boyfriend, and consumed enough cake to bring on what I'm sure will be a frightening yearly check-up at the dentist."

Ahhhhhh!!!! I want them both. I will divide my cuddles equally...

I thought about dismissing you... but figured why not engage, it's the end of my day and I've got nothing better to do.

I wouldn't say that *I* felt any pressure from my friends/peers to hookup personally. I also wouldn't say that a woman *couldn't* have felt pressure in the same circumstances, but I'm a pretty staunch character, to paraphrase Little Edie.

Yeah... I mean... I totally get what you're saying.

I turned down a guy who made a pass at me, telling him "nah, dude, I'm married" I was REALLY nice about it (my philosophy is, if you make a pass and I turn it down and you can be civil to me, we're totally cool, no harm, no foul).