But... the 5th guy was the one that high-fived me after :/ It was so awkward.

I was the biggest baddest slut in my group of friends in college. At 30 I am the first (and only) one married.

I have never had soft shell crab because I grew up in a Pacific Northwest fishing town where I ate more Dungeness crab by the time I was 5 than most poor bastards do in their lifetime.

Well he does other things with his mouth very very right.

Yeah, I always found an average to slightly larger than average to be perfect. EXTREMELY large (both in length and girth) men tended to be a little less fun for me as you had to be more cautious, consciously relax, etc.

My husband?

My husband chews with his mouth open all the time and it drives me BATTY.

So the fact that that's a price for one ticket is... astounding. However, I just did some math on my night of campy fun going to see "The Package" w/ B2M/98D/NKOTB this past week... and I'm a little ashamed.

Cosigned with the other ladies... Maybe he sees it as a reward, I just don't care. As long as I'm being clear and not giving him false hope of a relationship... my conscience is fine. I have had FB's get TOO attached and have to cut things off, but otherwise, before I was married, I would put up with some stupid…

Yeah... this Ivy League law grad I went out with like 8 years ago is kind of in this category.

My trainer spent forever yelling at me for pointing my toes... Finally I was all "for 14 years all I did was point my god damn toes, calm the f down about how slow I am at learning!!!!"

In that case you're just being friendly :)

I think we can all agree that people are generally the worst. I wish people (especially white people) would think about what they are saying when they say that hair that looks closer to the anglo "ideal" texture is "cuter" or "tamer" or whatever.

Oh yeah, people like to tell me how to wear my hair ALL THE DAMN TIME. If it's straight half my office says "I love your hair this way, you should do it all the time" (Bitch, are you paying for the blowouts?) if it's curly "Oh, why don't you wear your curls everyday PDXGirl????" (Because they only behave in a way that…

Not that the black women here need my validation that the hair touching thing is especially racial... but... for everyone else.

I don't know... my grandma's sister (84) tells everyone who will hold still about her herpes :( I wish she would have just a tiny bit of shame.

Has anyone who compares Portland to Brooklyn ever been to both of those places???? They are not the same (also, the original Pok pok is way better than the Brooklyn one. #sorrynotsorry)

Season 3, when they go to LA, Carrie gets a wax and is surprised when the waxer takes everything. At brunch she says "I was ROBBED!" But Vince Vaughn likes it, so yay.

My husband and I were FLOORED at the generosity of our loved ones when we got married. I was not expecting nearly the amount of generous gifts (physical and cash) that we received. THE MOST cash we received was $200 from an uncle. There was a handful of $100 gifts and lots in the $25-$50 range. I thought all of these…

PDXGuy didn't see me put on my "daily" makeup for a long time just because I get up and ready before him. He only saw me put on my "dramatic"/evening makeup. I was talking about how much of a pain it is to get up and ready on time and he's like, "but, you don't wear makeup, do you?"