He works out at my gym and has a supremely punchable face.

The theme was "Night of the Living Pugs" beacause, Portland.

The Oregon Humane Society hosted the Pug Crawl this weekend... Just sayin'

real talk... Are those the Biebs natural eyelashes? Does he have falsies on, or extensions? Would it be weird to pet them?

That actually inspired me to stop by Target and pick up a movie on the way home to watch with my honey! Thanks Reddit, for being the source of something besides hate for like 1/10 of a second. xoxo, Me.

A hug is just a strangle you haven't finished yet (courtesy of The Bloggess)

Oops... Phone fingers... I'm too old for Hollister to have been a thing when I was in high school... And luckily my school was poor enough that most status clothes were unattainable for even the most popular kids... Somehow all the boys had Jordans though?

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I think surf shacks are a SoCal thing? I grew up on the Oregon coast and can attest... No beach shacks here. Just lots of wind. Wear a sweatshirt kiddos.

Please dude... Buy your own hookers.

I just got major shudders thinking about Ryan Lochte procreating... ugh... honey... you're pretty and all... but please don't.

As I recall, there was a dust up a few years ago in Portland's Police Department (no, not for killing innocent/mentally ill peple on the street... a different dust up) over the HORRIFICALLY poorly run sexual crimes unit, and there was no better response by men than women.

Depends on the field! Accounting internships pay and pay better than most "summer jobs" that students get (in fact, if you have a winter "busy season" internship you will likely get overtime and end up making more per hour than you will as a first year associate).

Sex and the City, season 6, Richard gives Samantha a pearl thong on the way to Atlantic City, Charlotte mistakes it for a birthday gift for her. (Wait... was this season 5? It might have been season 5)

Oh Portland! Don't ever change. :)

Doesn't everybody have a beekeeping neighbor? Just Portlanders? Okay then.

This one sure does! The new logo looks like shit and I'm pretty sure Nike was punking us. (Hey, I'm not a hater, some of my best friends work for Nike)

Fuck Chip Kelly. And Phil Knight. And the Ducks. Boo.

sweat. hair. saliva. your vaginal liquid. lube. skin cells. makeup. There's more, but that's the basics.

Meh.... I just don't think "strapless" is the definition of sexy... Lots of spaghetti strap dresses are exactly as sexy as the same dress strapless, and that's the board's proposed solution to already purchased dresses. its a dumb hill to die on.