We always had sex in the cooks bathroom as it was the only room with a locking door... Besides the guest room but that was right next to the house moms apartment... Not convenient.

Can I just say I approve of "Delta Gamma sorority girl email crazy" as a descriptor of how crazy one will go? Maybe that's just 'cause I'm a Chi Omega. ;)

Pretty sure it was a loose diamond, not a ring

Food chains that you commonly find right off of major freeway exits, especially in the 'burbs.

I hate most of these restaurants because they are OVER priced... my hubs and I went to Red Lobster on a whim a few weeks ago and spent more than if we had gone to any one of my favorite restaurants in the city... including some that we avoid because they're "too spendy"

hahaha... he *started* to say "You wouldn't call..." and I jumped in to finish his sentence and mock him.

I just... What? I don't get it.

Oh, I read this email in the "voice" of a social chair we had... sorority girls (and frat guys) drunk on power (and jungle juice) is definitely nothing new! Oh Greek life... memories.

Greek week was FOR SURE less of a huge deal at my school... I don't rememer ever giving any fucks whether I was going to the correct parties or not... but this was 10 years ago so maybe I've just faded the edges around the horror of it all.

As a former sorority girl I can only say "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA". Bitches.

She seems to think we should be naturally thin with very high metaolisms so we can eat steak and potatoes and all the rich foods that men-folk love but never get (ew) fat.

I imagine the #1 could only possibly work if you're travelling for pleasure? If I'm heading to Cleveland to spend a week in a windowless conference center eating shitty boxed lunches looking at a picture of the Cleveland skyline is the OPPOSITE of helpful.

Yeah, it's a tricky thing to get a handle on. On the one hand the profits of Dove ultimately roll up to a company that AT THE VERY LEAST doesn't have any issue with Axe's gross marketing strategy (I think Slimfast is another Unilever brand? Is that right?) on the other hand, it's unlikely that Axe and Dove share any…

At a corporation like Unilever the subsidiary companies operate very autonomously. They likely share accounting policies and broad corporate guidelines but Unilever does not seek to operate it's brands as a cohesive "Unilever" family and so it's unlikely that the Unilever C-suite cares much about the specific…

False. The less self aware I am (e.g. the more excited) the louder I get. Although granted it's only during or immediately proceeding climax. But yeah. IDGAF.

Keep drinking, stay drunk forever.