You quoting your friend Nick quoting Patton Oswalt.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

If Dwyane Wade is still a top ten player in the NBA, then I am in the top fifty.

Of course it was Carmelo keeping him from throwing another punch. God forbid somebody else take a shot, for once.

What's going on at half court?

Billy, if you plan on writing 2,000 words on every shitty transfer "rumor" that AS/Marca/Bild/the Daily Mail churns out over the next month, I think you might have a strong case for a workers comp claim against Gawker after your fingers literally fall off.

Jim Kelly: *reads nephew's arrest report *

This is definitely in contention for dumbest post on this site this year.

Really? SLAMa only ranks 24th on a list of WRESTLERS?!

Covington Stanwick (BC), Wellington Stanwick (Hopkins), and Shackleford Stanwick (Hopkins)

...he says that head coach Marc Trestman's latest comments "put the apostrophe" on the season

Know what's even cooler? Rushing to the comments section to find people joking, just to criticize them.

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

very similar to this play here involving Rondo — looks like the Wizards added some misdirection as well. Great play.

Based on his last name and how good his English is, I'm going to assume that this angry man is in fact not French.

"James?"

I'd hate to see how long he'd be out for macrofracture surgery.

"It's not a gym, it's a box."

If you're a vegan and do crossfit, which do you talk about first?

Crossfit is a retarded cult.