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Found Danny Almonte’s Kinja account.

What a catch!  He strangled that ball like it was his pregnant girlfriend. 

Went to college late 90's and we had the same issues in campus gym locker rooms. In one they had showers in clear view of the hot tubs, older guys, some professors used to sit in them & wack off watching dudes shower. Same guys would stroll around full mast, staring at the young guys. Almost all the toilet stalls had…

It’s a slippery slope. Pretty soon our kids aren’t gonna be able to make jokes at school about having a loaded rifle in their gym bags.

If a scientist were to design a product from scratch specifically designed to transfer potatoes, they’d end up with BBQ tongs.

If a scientist were to design a product from scratch specifically designed to transfer potatoes, they’d end up with…

Off the rack shit isn’t tailored.

That’s not a cover. That’s an up-front payment on 3 well drinks because they know you’re leaving before you finish one.

Here’s the whole thing in 2018 quality

Not enough ball watching.

We should be arming the moderate sharks with laser beams so they can take on these extremist sharks and if the extremists somehow get a hold of the laser beams and start incinerating surfers we should flood the ocean with laser beams in order to secure it.

Nicky Butt was right there for the taking.

I hope this reply is quickly removed. It makes Gawker look bad.

A: Try wearing around a camelback stuffed with ice.

It’s not like Rex could fit in a beach chair anyway.

I’ll trade ya some super rare Pepe’s for those emojis.

President Ted Cruz will have dismantled all federally funded sports associations & abolished Title IX after his first 3 years in office, so I doubt there will be a WWC team representing the US in 2027.

Still less obnoxious than Glassholes.

I’ve heard him speak, he’s definitely Austrian & Von Schuschnigg didn’t need to lay down like Petain.