Something tells me you didn't know that until the comments section lit up...

"1. The label copy tries to pass off the "bitch" factor as a dual reference to dogs and also some Hunter S. Thompson/Ralph Steadman thing. This means we're dealing with grown human makers of intoxicants and decisions who still haven't gotten…

1. The label copy tries to pass off the "bitch" factor as a dual reference to dogs and also some Hunter S. Thompson/Ralph Steadman thing. This means we're dealing with grown human makers of intoxicants and decisions who still haven't gotten over their Fear and Loathingphase. Ominous.

I think this is the first negative beer review I've read on here... good on ya cause Flying Dog can suck it. They moved out of their place in Denver and 3 years ago a much better brewery (River North Brewing) took over and hasn't looked back. Take THAT, FD.

Ralph Steadman is in fact the artist whose work appears on all of Flying Dog's packaging: http://flyingdogbrewery.com/ralph-steadman…

He didn't get much in his mouth, but at least it wasn't a waste of perfectly good beer.

#6 through 11 all look kind of like they're about the thought process of the people at the Star Tribune. Very awkward stream-of-consciousness shit going down in this text.

He would probably be one of the 5 best players on the Raiders.

I wouldn't be surprised if a team gives him a flyer. The amount of RBs this year currently hurt with long recovery injuries is pretty staggering, according to my super scientifically accurate method of going off my fantasy football team having to replace one literally every week this year.

China: believe Rhino horns cure impotence

You're the worst commenter ever, OldBeigeGuy.

Woman: [ Googles "Floyd Mayweather" ]

In his case CTE will be a gift to humanity.

Can somebody help me out with what the hell "one big Ru-Ru tribe" means? Is this generalized "savage Africans living in huts" racism, or is it a specific reference or slur I've never heard of before?

get it? BBecausehe went to Havard!

"Andrew Luck wouldn't say that in Indy. And his hat would be on forward."

Not surprisingly, Geno forgot "asshole." "Fuck you, asshole."

What the fuck does this mean?

It was actually Shaw, and it was a handball by Valencia. It also just means that it'll be Mata/RVP/Falcao for the next 3 games, so a better outcome in the end. Just keep pretending like you know what you're talking about.

You can't post this, man. You'll get suspended!

Goodell: You call that mailing it in?!? Check this out.