oh hey guys i transcribed it for you too so you can know all the words when you do the dance for everyone this thanksgiving

Laugh all you want, but some people make an entire career out of these moves. Just as Filippo Inzaghi.

I don't know how he knows where to go to find the owners, but I don't care.

Meanwhile, ESPN's Ombudsman is about to throw his shoulder out patting ESPN on the back over their coverage: http://espn.go.com/blog/ombudsman…

Yup. Why do you call police when your husband is missing for a short while like that? Maybe he was having mental issues and she was aware of it and worried.

Snuck out. Fought with mistress, was drinking anyway. Damaged vehicle in anger causing oil to leak. The kids ran into him while he burning off remaining oil. Continued to drive angry. Got in accident.

It's a Southern thing. And the 'h' in "vehicle" is not silent.

Ambien. That'd be my guess, anyway. Wouldn't be the first time someone violently and irrationally and blamed the sleep aid for their behavior.

"I am not trying to soil this guy's reputation or his legacy. I know this community thinks very fondly of him. I am just being honest, and I'm trying to get this off my chest. He tried to kill us. He told us he was going to try and kill us,'' Fraley said.

I get the feeling these particular fans are more concerned about the pussification of America than about violence in and around football.

I thought if there was anyone who should understand that people make mistakes, it would be Christian Ponder's wife.

Last month she interviewed Stone Cold Steve Austin, with a big smile on her face. An actual domestic abuser. But at least he didn't repeat any memes.

It's just you.

Feel free to speculate about his motive, but I seem to recall that every time Rex Chapman calls into Jim Rome's show he talks at length about betting on horses.

Being hit by a bus isn't a kind of water either sir

1. With ice

1. Gatorade

No one was more disappointed in this news than Mike Yamakita:

After working for years toward the title of "worst place on earth", the reps at penn station were very displeased to hear they lost the award. Their statement: "We tried everything, delaying trains, cancelling them, having pigeons fly freely within the waiting areas, we even sent a guy to go take a dump on the floor…