A brother can't get credit for shit around here.

Meh. It just looks weird/better because he's holding the ball in his right hand while spinning clockwise (usually they spin the other way). Vince Carter use to do the same thing all the time.

"$8?! that's a season's worth of attire for me" - Bill Belichick

Assistant Producer1: So, we've also got this Pelican mascot tidbit to tie into the Cubs story. Even found some awesome b-roll of a kid recoiling.

9.7 seconds. I clocked that cartoon bear penis on the air for 9.7 seconds. I checked four times because I was sure I was doing it wrong, but within a tenth each time, there it is. For most packages (groan) that's enough time for three different b-roll shots. Not here, friends. We want nearly 10 seconds of graphic…

Man, I tell ya, what that Nate Robinson lacks in height he makes up for in being mistaken for a baby.

They did it better:

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The only balloons keeping Ditka up are periodic angioplasties

So you guys traded Dom and a bag of balls to NJ.com for links and a blogger to be named later?

Why do adults brag about the accomplishments of other people? Congratulations on "your" big win.

Oh my goodness, wow! You're so smart and funny and original! No one ever thought to make a comment about a female basketball player being a lesbian! I'm truly floored by your original and groundbreaking comedy, really.

Can you imagine the backlash if this had happened to an actual football team?

You think Jeff Triplette ruined YOUR DAY?

The car itself isn't inherently unsafe. It's just as safe as any other car built in its time, in terms of crash safety and structural integrity. The dangerous part is that it requires immense skill to drive, and is tremendously unforgiving. And it's hard to understand the car's limits because it's unlike virtually…

Notice the guy in the purple shirt behind Van Gundy as he sits down?

This has been swirling around Detroit since earlier this year, Avisail Garcia porked Princes wife while in Detroit, Prince demanded he be traded, Tigers then did, then Prince filed for divorce afterward and played like shit, seems concrete, timeline fits at least

Tigers probably got the best two years out of the Prince contract, and got out before the bad half showed up. Pretty shrewd.

4th & 18 with :25 seconds left and these morons are trying for an interception. How much are these coaches making?

It's probably easier to understand what 14 year old girls are saying.