The big story with Verlander is...what's with all the other chicks on his phone? (it wasn't Kate's phone).

I guess they cut Sarkisian reading Anthony Brown's tweets.

The Off Road Adventure is great if you like smelling lots of exotic animal shit.

Mike Brooks begs to differ.

Keyshawn didn't resist it and actually ended up enjoying himself.

You've got a lot to learn about this trolling thing, the proper nomenclature is "libtard".

Phil was distracted by a call from the CFO of Smithfield Foods, telling him to dump 50,000 shares before the open tomorrow.

That would be the equivalent of a 200lb man sweating out 3 gallons of water in thirty minutes.

You can see the blood drain from his face as the shit fills his pants.

huh?

Exactly, he would be a liability at every position and in every situation. Constantly getting his pocket picked and blown past by more agile & quicker players. Even on corners they would easily be drawing fouls on him for bowling them over.

Red Pandas are dumbest of all the dumb panda species.

Was Alexi Lalas running his stupid mouth factored into these rankings?

It's because Drake the type of fella who hosts the ESPY'S.

Panthro was always the biggest asshole of them all.

Who's Fred?

You are right. It was the only time he didn't roll around like he was on fire, so the knee probably was the cause.

Maybe his vertebra was already weakened from all the diving and rolling around he's been doing all tournament long.

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