Choosing Buffalo Wing Dip over fucking salsa is like saying Zubaz pants are a better item of clothing than blue jeans. It's just completely indefensible. One might as well wear a sandwich-board reading I AM A FUCKING IDIOT

Asked to comment on the animation, George said "That's quite the Take On Me."

I hope this story is true. I'd hate to antitrust Sherman after this act.

It's an orgy of clip art.

Huh. Those are the exact same results from last week's poll, "Do You Think Louisiana & South Dakota Are Full Of A Bunch Of Half-Wit Jackweeds, Nebraska and Montana Shut Up No One Cares What You Think Anyway, And Just Cram It Already West Virginia?"

Perhaps we've just reached that inevitable conclusion where it's more productive as a lake.

Things That Are Democratic, Ranked by Tony Kornheiser

I think Gurnick makes a great point about Morris. Morris took the high ground consistently throughout his career. He was a principled player, and an upstanding man.

Grammar scholarships.

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

Subject: Thought You Could Use This Now

Yes, basically.

Luckily for Kendrick, his employers don't understand the concept of amnesty, either.

My Top 3 Favorite Unwritten Rules of Basketball in Descending Order:

Of course Chuck wasn't amused by an NBA Jam session. Everyone always used Dan Majerle and Kevin Johnson when they picked the Suns in that game.

Like how Gaylord Perry's plaque is simply a second picture of a can of Vaseline?

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.