How cute!

"Impressive."

I dunno. I think the first sentence is usually all you need to get the idea. That's how I know A Tale of Two Cities is all about the best of times, and nothing else!

"THANKS FOR CHOKING YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU PROBABLY WONT GET DRAFTED NOW".

SHOCKER, Alabama fans don't seem to have a mastery of the English language.

...and in the end, College Gameday became more like WWE Monday Night Raw

The AFL's Gold Coast Suns spent two weeks training at high altitude in Arizona.

Samer's a Patriots fan. But he's not an idiot, which is probably why you couldn't recognize him.

How did he find the time to report on sports business and still guard Buckingham Palace?

However, if he were dancing to "I've Had the Time of My Life," it would mean he was actually born in Swayzeland ...

The last time these two double-teamed a rock star was after an Eddie Cochran concert.

As an Asian-American, I can only shake my head in disgust at this footage. Damn near outraged.

It's not his fault. It's actually illegal to raise your voice in Utah.

Sometimes, I fucking hate my fellow Chicagoans.

Oh fuck off.

Real champs eat at McDonald's

Yes, you're right: the best way to make a margarita is to make some whole other drink. Shut up.

Rowdy Roddy Pipe-hitter