"We could all use a friend like -"

If you thought this was disturbing, you definitely don't want to see Rex Ryan in his wife's remake of Footloose

...then the coach went back to first base and turned around, and the kid threw batteries at him.

Where's the GIF of Sean Newell's sideburn growth?

"I will only give you the most vague of hints as to what team I'm playing for, though you all have already guessed it 20 years ago."

Was, Barry. Rosales was in an AL West Hot Potato.

They should have played "Real American" as his walkup music.

They're not booing... they're saying Booo-urns! Booo-urns!

Are people who ask and answer questions of themselves almost invariably ignorant d-bags? Yes.

I don't think they'd be liable for liable.

Pat Summitt says what hurts most about going into another room is "losing a friend."

the o-line looks strong this year.

If you want to expand this to progressive metal, then you have to listen to Dream Theater. Not only are the instrumentalists musical gods, but James LaBrie's pipes are so amazing, they could probably shatter glass. Dream Theater's basically the most musically-gifted band in existence.