This is scorching! I love it.

You misspelled “meatball”.

Listen Phil Jackson, I know you don’t like data or numbers or math but I’ll try to break it down for you anyway.

As a lifelong Bulls fan, 37 games is setting the bar way too high.

Don’t. Ever. Stop.

When I was in 6th grade, there was a kid on our basketball team whose uncle came to every game. It’s 6th grade basketball so the gyms were small and the crowds sparse. You could here a pin drop in these gyms.

This is like Viagra for me.

Larry, can I finish?

Sandoval has what doctors call “a little bit of a weight problem”.

Action that hot, involving Cleveland, typically includes the word “steamer”.

I like that you casually called him Dildo. That made my day.

Police were hesitant to respond at first, assuming he was just crying Wolff.

He’s a bargin for Washington too, considering in November 2016 Mexico will be paying for Wall.

“Meh”.

I don’t know, I feel like I could make that up.

Do you think Mario or maybe even Luigi could step in here? I’m actually surprised they haven’t come up yet because Bowser seems pretty heavily involved with this.

That kind of performance will certainly raise a single large connected eyebrow.

That’s a good point. This joke is lame and so are the 70 some odd people that starred it. Unless...wait...I know this might sound crazy but maybe we all get it and you’re the one that has no idea what’s going on. Kind of makes you think.

Why go to overtime? Shouldn’t they just draw for high card to declare a winner?

Went to take a piss and thought you might have replied to my post. That ever happen to you? Reply to this, we’ll talk about it.