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I’m going to take the high road here and just say this: Chris Christie is fat.

How long before that gets eaten in the parking lot at a Lions game?

New band name, Sexual Donut. Called it!

New band name, Sexual Donut. Called it!

I grew up in Sullivan, IL (population 4500 or so) until I was a junior in high school. I can say that in all respects, Sullivan and the surrounding area, which includes Tuscola, is perpetually stuck in the 1950's. That should tell you everything you need to know about why the people there think this is ok.

I'm a dad and I don't wear shorts for any reason, save for the reasons mentioned above (at home, athletic competition). I wore jeans to fucking Lollapolooza and it was 1,000 fucking degrees. A buddy I was with (he's also a dad) said, "I bet you wish you wore shorts like me". I said, "I bet you wish you didn't look…

So you care so much that you actually could care less? Makes sense. This is important stuff.

Do you know what a meatball is? Sure you do, you've looked in a mirror before.

No I think it's great trade. The dumbest thing I've ever heard is your idiotic comment about Samardzija signing with the Cubs in 2 years after his contract is up. That's what's dumb. You are dumb. Also, we are all dumber for having read your dumb comments and engaged with you idiocy. Enjoy a lifetime of being…

I'm a Cubs fan and this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Chuck Berry likes poop sex.

Excellent Futurama bureaucracy reference.

Goddamn, this is so well written and thoughtful.

Vegetable lasagna knows it.

I agree with nearly everything you said but Tiger Woods was mostly getting off with Stuckey's waitresses and a Perkins hostess right?

*on they're way

St. Louis dress code:
- A cammo garment is required
- Jean shorts only
- Doc Martins
- Cardinals baseball cap hiding a bowl cut/bald spot
- Mustache optional but encouraged

I've heard of getting kicked in the nuts. That's something I'd choose to experience over eating that nightmare sandwich.

Thank you for calling bullshit on this.