Leave pizza out of this.

I’ll take one in Martini please. Who do I make the check out to?

That was last gen. I can make you vomit much quicker in the latest version

Build date 4/20/2016

I still remember in middle school 20 years ago when the girl I liked told me she liked me over AIM. I wound up going to college with her and marrying her. Now I’m divorced.

No one is happier than a dog shredding a tire by himself.

He’s in the middle of a parking lot. I think you can relax on this one.

I feel like this is startlingly accurate as to the mindset of the people who will buy this. It’s not about lap times, it’s all about proving your “enemies” and “people who bullied you” wrong! You ARE someone cool! Look at how awesome your jeep is! Fuck you, JERRY from ACCOUNTING! THis is waaaaaayyyyy better than your…

So what your really saying is that the ATS-V is going to have massive incentives on it once this all plays out.

How did I end up on Jezebel?

Boxes

the only video we’ve seen of him actually driving shows him behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce, which is built by German company BMW.

“You ain’t fuckin metal ‘til you got a clutch pedal”

Dude first it had my CJ-5 and I had rustled jimmies. This is MAXIMUM OVERRUSTLE

Tail of the serpent

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

It’s quick, but on the other hand I’ve done 155 in a diesel Audi during the day (in Germany).

No manual transmission.....