I used to have a 1999 Ford Escort with a hole in the rear bumper. The best day of my life back then was the day someone rear ended me and destroyed the whole bumper. I bet the other driver is still wondering why I was smiling the whole time.

“four bro dudes will be on a boat in this game together, and one of them will say hey, the sunrise looks nice, and the others will be like “Yeah, dude.” That rules.”

Sarcasm, you missed it.

I can’t remember where, but I’ve seen some place that has a sort of gate with an overhanging “squeegee” type of thing that brushes off the snow from the top of truck-trailers. Not sure how well it works on anything more than fluffy powder.

Yep. My mother just took her brand new CX-9 to an auto wash last weekend and got a nice set of scratches across her door mouldings. She swears never again.

Am I the only one who doesn’t require peace and tranquility at my local gas station? Fill up and move on. That’s all I require.

Sir, that check says “Monopoly” on it...

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Was there last October for a week, drove on I-25 plus a bunch of other major and minor roads and didn’t catch traffic anywhere. Maybe I missed the rush hours? Or perhaps what Coloradians(?) consider traffic is mild to what us New Jersians consider traffic, haha. Going again in three weeks, perhaps I’ll find out this…

1. Anyone watch that .gif of the “Tito” conversation where he writes “under the blue umbrella”, and automatically think of the fake anonymous chat site from Stephen King’s Mr. Mercedes? And Tito is some deranged murderer trying to lure out his next victim? No? Just me? Okay.

Are these renders available in wallpaper size?

As for the Air Force guy, wasn’t the ATS-V way way over budget? The cheapest I’ve ever seen is like 45k. Asking because in about a year that is one of the cars on my list of possible purchases, so if there’s a place out there giving out heavy discounts on them, I’d like to know.

Just had a close call last night passing through Cranbury. A car coming the other way and I both had to slam on the brakes and the deer just made it between us with maybe a foot to spare. As soon as it cleared I kept on about my business and the other car pulled over, probably traumatized, probably not from Jersey.

Eh, NJ 101.5 has had the debate multiple times about whether Central NJ is actually a thing, and every time that I’ve listened in, the answer has been overwhelmingly “Yes.” I mean, there is a middle, that is a fact, so therefore it is central, right?

The car was actually being pulled by the Jeep with a really short length of strap/line/whatever, and the video was just put in reverse to make it seem as if it was being pushed. Then audio laid over top, I assume. Explains the skid mark on the other side. That’s my take.

This one wasn’t very exciting, but very satisfying in the end. A couple months ago, driving down NJ Route 1, in the Edison area I believe. Traffic was pretty slow, averaging about 15-20mph in a 45-50 mph zone. I was in the far left lane, and in front of me there was a Ford Taurus who just turned on his right blinker.…

Thought the story with the canoe was going to include a part where the canoe flew off the top of the car. Because then I might finally know who was the cause of a canoe nearly flying through my friends windshield at 70+ mph on I-87 NY, surely killing or maiming the hell out of at least 1 or 2 of us in the car if my…

If you worked in service your entire life, and still don’t see that you are the one who is missing the point, then I can’t even compute the level of oblivious you are. I have also been working in service, for almost a decade now. You are absolutely right that there is shit that we all have to deal with. Normal levels…

This story deserves to be in the media more than the stories about the car owners. Sorry for all the shit you’ve been taking, brother. Hopefully some goodness comes along your way soon.

More accurately, the janitor (salesperson) is employed by a janitorial service company (VW or VW dealer) who pays him to set up the trash cans. The people (VW consumers) pay the service company good money to have trash cans set up. The service company tells the janitor to set up 10 trash cans, when in reality the…