What’s with the photo of Jim Gaffigan up top?

I care. So you’re wrong.

Not only can you eat them, THEY COME WITH THEIR OWN BOWL. Were they, like turtles, “Intelligently Designed” to be eaten?

Ok, now that seriously looks like the result of a nuclear accident

This guy looks how America feels now......

Ill eagle.

Careful where you say that

Kill it with fire.

Any badge in the wrong car for that matter, like this “Maserati Accord”

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

this car won’t make it 10 feet without stalin

We’re all russian to make puns...

that’s one way of putin it

that’s a whole lada ice

Got that Whole Foods $50 gift card. I essentially got myself $8.62 off of one block of cheese.

Got that Whole Foods $50 gift card. I essentially got myself $8.62 off of one block of cheese.

when you exceed 100 mph, something rises up from the seat and tickles your balls, just in case you were thinking that life couldn’t get any better

I once drove an automatic car, immediately started texting.

I’m “that guy at the dealership”. I work at a VW Dealership in CT, at the service counter.

I didn’t sign up for this shit. It’s not my job to play damage control for VW corporate.

I don’t work for VW. I work for an independently owned and operated franchise dealership that has a contract with VW.

I didn’t do a…

She still hasn’t worked out what a rim job is!

His palms are sweaty, arms weak, doors heavy, something something LaFerrari.