Why do non-Americans have to not put a V8 in all the things... why? superiority complex? The Rover V8 was enough?

so we can make shit go faster than it did stock. next question?

If he’s not supposed to livestream his stupid life then why is Facebook telling him to? Those ads are everywhere, now. It’s not his fault, it’s technology’s!

Why oh why is there only an option to sign in with Facebook?

I don’t know man, to each their own, but there’s a wonderful thing about a car that fits like an old glove.

Except for me, as I put my deposit down back in October and had my production confirmed last week. So, yeah, not every Jalop. Fuck the color choices though, those are dumb as shit.

Ugh. You literally posted my dream car. 911 Slantnose. Saw one at PCA Porsche Parade (Wisconsin) 10+ years ago and have been obsessed ever since.

WTF dude, it doesn't even look that bad.

If you think this is bad, you should see Chernobyl. There, a fish ran into the Dogt Stadium.

I don't care to read any of this on my favorite CAR site.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to daydreaming about what I'd do with a million dollars, a racetrack for a day, and an unlimited amount of tires.

Why couldn't they have had Jeremy Clarkson saying the line like this "AND WE'RE OBSESSED BY POWERRRRRRRR!!!!!!" ???

Are they stereotyping Evo drivers?

I call this the Jalop special- it is a 4cyl and white like a classic 2002. I has everything I need and nothing I don't: synthetic leather, 6 speed manual, dynamic handling suspension. For "only" 34,525. Oh I live in Jersey so I can get to delivery port easily...jus sayin.' :D

This fascia almost makes me like the (late) Pontiac Aztek...

Spindle Grille...I BANISH THEE

Hiththththth. I am a fierth thnake.

This just showed up on Ken Block's Facebook page. Insert the caption of your choice in the comments.