“A real winner wears 7-9 shirts.”

Fer Chrissakes, now your pills are in the water table. Take them to your local police department. They all have pill drop-offs nowadays and they get incinerated in a way that doesn’t leave the chemical compounds intact.

This is where they’re gonna get bitten. If they’re presenting the image of being a transport company, that’s a big mark against their argument.

As Kurt Vonnegut said, we must be careful who we pretend to be.

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

I believe in due process and letting the justice system work! That’s why I can already confidently say this woman is a fucking liar, case closed!

This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just…

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

Seems like you read almost as well as AB writes.

Yeah, man. The lucrative field that gold diggers have been utilizing for years: being raped. 

Two to one odds happen ALL THE TIME. Roll a die. Get below a three? Congrats! Two to one odds happened.

I can’t find video, but I remember the White Sox had lefty Mike Squires play 37 innings at third in 1984. He had 3 putouts (probably popups or liners) and 9 assists. No double plays turned. I remember he would practically pirouette after fielding the ball to throw to first. There are enough close plays at first on…

sensodyne is amazing stuff, it works

3. One need not perform sophisticated analysis to see that, both for the health of the broader sport of baseball and for the specific individual big-league clubs, it is in fact good for there to be lots of easy, affordable, family-friendly ways for people to consume the sport in person and form rooting attachments to…

I recently moved from a small city with a popular minor-league baseball team to an even smaller city without one, and in all the things I calculated about making the decision to move, I didn’t realize how much I’d miss the simple pleasure of getting off of work, saying “fuck it, I’m not doing anything else with the…

13. Another element the author fails to grasp is that while analytics may be able to predict which ballplayers are suited for MLB play, it has not yet perfected the development of goofy, high calorie stunt foodstuffs.  Without the trial and error and development taking place every season at MiLB parks, it’s unclear…

Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion.

People who complain about “we” fans are the worst. Your take is 75 years old, and yet everybody acts as if they’re in his prime George Carlin when they fire off the O RLY? burn.

Old guys have been saying analytics will kill baseball, and I think even they would agree they were talking metaphorically. This dude is literally advocating for less baseball games because analytics don’t even need games to get the numbers. So I guess all the old guys yelling at clouds were kinda right?  This asshole…

I find myself to be a little more tolerant of people using “we” when they’re referring to a college team at a school they attended. “We” seems appropriate in that sense.