Fuuuuck no (sorry Messrs. Rogers and Hanks for the language). Tuesdays with Morrie was the lowest common demoninator treakly shit I’ve ever read. Rogers, by every account, was the man that legend has made him out to be. Unless this film uses frosted lenses and a Cat’s in the Cradle soundtrack, it HAS to be better.

Hallelujah. At least paste the script in the article body. Those of us who are wasting work time in close proximity to our work fellows aren’t always in a position to light up a video, but we sure could read some text. Not having text is a disservice to your readers.

You’re confusing correlation with causation.  It’s not that spelling bees cause fatal venomous spider bites, but rather, venomous spider bites kill off stupid people, and the more that die, the better spellers we have in the US, leading to more advanced words being needed.

and tons of fright every day

This article is assuming that none of these apps have memory leak, which is way more bogus than the assumption that restarting them is bad.

Screw the stupid videos in place of words (and screw Jim Spanfeller for this fucking stupid idea).

“passenger rail in this world exists only where it is heavily subsidized.”

“First, assume a spherical pod...”

Sorry, poor wording. I just mean the ongoing and future advances in making the aircraft lighter and the engines more fuel-efficient. Anytime you can cut costs for the airlines you’re going to save it for the passengers, making air travel even easier and more popular.

I KNEW there was a reason to be scared of spelling bees.

Two sentences that capture exactly how impractical these ideas are.

At the end of the day, this is a passenger rail system, and passenger rail in this world exists only where it is heavily subsidized.

Son, the facebook is over there.  You’ll fit in much better.  

The name’s Lanley. Lyle Lanley...I’ve sold hyperloops to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!

Seriously, why go to the switch this soon?

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

Any time you’ve got a Hall of Fame guy that doesn’t dress, man, it’s a slap in the face. switch across the balls.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...