Although it was under the worst circumstances we ever could have imagined,

“...all this while poverty is growing....”

So under the banner of being “patriots” they feel entitled to overwhelm and displace the redskins from their native land, big surprise.

I hope this doesn’t impact Dabo's interest in the job.

Tessa has Virtue but Scott wants Moir.

Great post. See also: The Constant, Lost s4 e5. A smart exploration of a variation on your point and the best hour of network TV ever made.

Just now got off a flight and walked past the Uber zone at PDX airport, where Uber-branded signage says, “Thank you for riding with us.” That’s the sign (literally!) of a company that offers rides to passengers.

So I literally just walked past the Uber pick-up zone at PDX airport, where Uber has branded signs that say, “Thank you for riding with us.” Sounds a hell of a lot like a company whose business is offering rides to passengers.

And get cops to stop covering for each other reflexively. Awesome idea. 

I ain’t fighting no robot. 

Never underestimate a fellow American’s ability to endorse bullshit of the highest order because to do otherwise might otherwise occasionally benefit a minority or other undesirable.

Just wanted to give some love to “couldn’t cover the opening riff to Smoke on the Water” as a high-quality DB burn.

Starred but also BOOOOOOOO

Fuckin hell, I’m a mediocre middle-aged white man, where do I get in on this shit?

Whatever standard they decide on, I just hope it’s reviewable.

Never believe that Political Correctness is a real thing that liberals like me actually want to enforce, that you’re prohibited from saying certain words others don’t like.

I like TLJ and all, but there was an ENORMOUS plot hole no one talks about:

So looking forward to the 6-10 season that punishes Browns fans for even having hope, much less daring to have swagger.

In my experience, you can make all the rules and regulations and signs and policies that you want, all week long, but the only thing that will help this in a sustainable, long term fashion, without sending out an unfriendly vibe or alienating good customers who are getting work done:

It’s the kind of joke that’s easy to do badly and still get laffs, but you did it really well.