That was my favorite line too, well done. 

I live close to two nationally-recognized pizza joints and a ton of other quality pizza and they’re all very good but Pizza Hut is the fucking bomb and I don’t apologize for that either. 

I’ve gone so far as to research email addresses of owners of businesses who fuck me over like that. A well-worded and appropriately vaguely threatening Executive Email Carpet Bomb can go a VERY long way.

Two.

Wait a second. Garfield eating all the pizza in town is a supply chain and inventory problem, but he has Odie building an oven as some kind of solution? This isn’t some production capacity issue. If he wants to help, Garfield needs to get Odie out there forming strategic relationships with farms and ranches in a…

And so KD’s heel turn comes to an end with a heel turn.

Every time I get my meal fucked up, I ask the server to tell me how they intend to make it right. And if I don’t like their offer, I deal with it there in the moment.

what’s number one on that list?

‘Blob.core’ sounds like a new trend amongst the youth that I want no part of.

True shooting %/effective FG % definitely needs to show up more often.

Aw fuck, that everything-you-love-destroying earthquake threat hanging over the PNW freaks me the fuck out, don’t randomly reference it like that.

I wonder if he’s a coach’s kid?

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

I generally don’t understand gamer culture or gamer memes or gamer jokes, but goddamn it, this cracks me up endlessly, every time.

One man’s freedom fighter is another’s terrorist. I see an oppressive majority regime, you see a patriotic defense of the homeland.

Not possible, government doesn’t work.

Yeah this was my quick take as well. I can’t imagine how annoyed I would be at this outcome if I actually cared about horse racing.

“This was a move that Wilco used to do really well until that band hired Nels Cline and suddenly morphed into The Eagles.”

The intentional tanking for playoff seeding in the NBA gets worse each year. I think that might give this format a legit chance within a few seasons.

I mostly was rooting for Jim Nantz to gloss over the actual details of Tiger’s last ten years (the drug abuse, the DUIs, the public infidelities) with phrases like “after all he’s been through” and “with everything that’s happened.”