Son, the facebook is over there.  You’ll fit in much better.  

Seriously, why go to the switch this soon?

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

Any time you’ve got a Hall of Fame guy that doesn’t dress, man, it’s a slap in the face. switch across the balls.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

All settlements should come out of police pensions, that would help reduce these murders.

It sure was great to see Jackson out there proving the doubters wrong. I could get used to seeing him throwing downfield to Hollywood Brown. 

Sounds like his sternum needs to be terrified of his clavicle

As one of four (4) remaining dolphins fans, I was very excited when we traded for Rosen. Please pray for me and my family.

Not surprising. Mike Scott is well trained in the art of Pennsylvania fisticuffs.

Even as recently as, say, 15 or 20 years ago, the typical person didn’t read the New York Times regularly, and certainly didn’t read the opinion section regularly. And yet, you probably knew, through osmosis or whatever, that it was the paper of record, written by elites, with its opinion section being the most…

Thank god, I thought I left the webcam on

Your dog was a good dog.

I didn’t go on family trips the last couple years because we had an old dog with health issues. We weren’t going to put her in a kennel and I didn’t feel comfortable having a dog sitter, so I stayed home to take care of our little one.

The kicker’s shorten run-up is obviously due to the change in the kick-off rules. With the placement of the ball moved up, along with downing it coming out to the 25, kickers need only boot it to the goal line, instead of out of the endzone as they did back in the day.

I’m reading that opener about being alone for the first time in years at a time when I’m looking at my final days alone. In two weeks (insert Total Recall gif here) I’ll be moving in with my lady love. If all goes well, she’s it for life. I’m excited but also mildly terrified. She needs to have the bed made because…

Shit. That’s what I meant. Now I can’t edit it. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I go feral within 24 hours and it lasts until Day 4. I then spend the remainder of however long she’s gone picking up the pieces.

That Grandpa email of the week was fucking fantastic.