Speaking of predictable, how about serving as a case example of the exact type of joyless, smug, obnoxious prick he’s lampooning in the first place?

I’m picturing you just refreshing Deadspin every ten minutes waiting for this entry to come up, probably while furiously (angrily?) masturbating nonstop.

I love how all Drew did was describe you self-absorbed assholes, and somehow you managed to twist that into “Drew is predictable.”

What a productive two days you’ve had.

Excellent summary, Matt

I knew I’d seen Brady’s hat before:

I take if you were older than 12 when you attended Penn State if that’s your best memory.

For the first writer: Watch The Good Place. The central question of this show is exactly what you’re talking about. There are some phenomenal discussions about what it means to be a good person and the motivations for being a good person. You could alternately get a lot of these discussions by reading the books that…

This is an excellent corollary 

well now he’s not gonna let me

Always be the good person.

Dude said he will be attending a game in Florida. Whether it is the Marlins or Rays, he can leave the glove at home.  The odds are he won’t ever catch a ball on the fly, and when it lands, he can walk past the dozens of empty seats and pick the ball up with his bare hand.

It’s entirely possible that one of my fondest memories of attending Penn State was not just playing a game of capture the flag with boundaries that included about a third of the campus, but actually being the one to capture the damned flag.  So yes, I would definitely watch some Capture the Flag, up next on the Ocho!

Some real guys to remember in that video. Charlie Garner!

To build on your #6, if you try to catch a ball barehanded and miss, you’ll get a few good-natured heckles. If you (an adult) try to catch a ball with a glove and miss, you will get ridiculed mercilessly ... potentially on the Jumbotron and/or Sportscenter ... until you are forced to leave the stadium, humiliated.

Sir, I own every Tool record and a Derek Jeter rookie card, so nuts to you

I choose not to be a good person in 2019.  lol look how mad you got

The problem with bringing a glove to a game as an adult lies in several factors.

Thinking that it isn’t worth it to be a good person is just what BIG HELL wants you to believe

Best childhood game to sports have been done:

Dodgeball. The Game Show Network did a three year run of dodgeball following the movie. It was meant to be a farse and entertaining, but it was quite competitive. The stat nerd in me used to record matches, rewatch and keep stats. The way GSN did it made it a great stat…