Oh, I’m definitely a bad person, but I’m not rude, abusive, or trollish online. I just voice my opinion, and it often is in disagreement with the views of the bloggers here.

Is this the line where we sign up for the “I was greyed by Burneko for politely disagreeing with him” support group?

I also was banned by Burneko for the sin of politely disagreeing with him. To his credit, his skin has grown slightly thicker over the years.

Brackets [] are used in legal writing when you change or shorten a phrase within a quote from a case in order to make it generic to your argument or to fitgrammatically into your text.

I do enjoy the complaint about run-on sentences within a 96-word, full paragraph of a sentence.

If he doesn't need it, I'll take that water

Through trial and error and two past locked accounts, I’ve learned that you can get away with a lot of abuse towards the Deadspin authors as long as it’s not terribly personal. They’ll just ignore you and you keep your approved status.  Everyone goes on living their lives like nothing happened

Came here for this comment, left feeling satisfied. 

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

My sense is the current generation of football players is a generation that started playing football when the long term risks were less well understood, but has now essentially chosen a profession, and succeeded at it, that has turned out to be more risky than they thought. It is not surprising that a notable number…

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

You know damn well why they couldn’t use a larger chested woman. If we saw the outline of her boobs through her shirt without the comforting knowledge of knowing there was a bra there, people will panic. There would be mass hysteria!

GenX here too. We were hipsters before it was cool! My cynicism extends to your cynicism, tho. Sure, they are doing it to make themselves look good, and to move product. What does it hurt?

As Dr Lizardo says, all advertising is pandering. Of course they want our 80 cents - times WTF, jeez beer has gotten expensive!

Dr Emilio Lizardo > Lord John Whorfin

meanwhile someone can run you down with their car and only owe your minor children a million bucks to replace your value to them as a parent and provider

“Hey, why the hell didn’t somebody check up on this Werder guy’s answers on this jury questionnaire?”