Moreover, The Mentalist is a delightful little procedural and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

He has the power to move me.

What if they were led by Steve Martin’s character from The Jerk?

Seen him twice, can confirm.

No.

A racist act isn’t (necessarily) one perpetrated by someone saying, “I really don’t like black people and I hope this hurts them.” It’s racist - institutionally racist to be more precise - to enact a system with a disproportionately negative impact on a particular group.

Hey I know came at ya a bit the other day for shit-stirring but I’m with ya 100% here. Killing in exchange for a killing doesn’t even the score at Good Guys 1, Bad Guys 1. It makes it Violence 2, Civilization 0.

oh go fuck off and learn what a fucking analogy is you dumbshit.

Yeah this is a really, really bad look for the OP. Straight out of the worst of the new right wing playbook: “These fucking queers all need to be taken out and shot,” followed by, “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE YOU LIBTARDS.”

Yeah I’d try to minimize me too if I were you. The pain of being lawyered by non-lawyer has to sting.

And yet you keep replying to me!!

I’d love to see you in court. Your counterarguments are scintillating.

Nah just answer that shit.

I thought you might enjoy reading this pathetic piece of attempted legal reasoning, it’s written by lawyers who clearly are much dumber than you:

I upvoted it not because the accusation applies specifically to this post you just made, but because it is in general a fair and accurate representation of your posting history and I’d like you to know that we all know it and we’re pretty fucking sick of it.

Yes, this was my thought too. An attempted update/reboot of an iconic national anthem performance from that same place, what, 30 years ago? I for one appreciate the effort, if not the execution.

Have a great day!! You sound like a really good lawyer.

Let me make sure what ‘it’ is.

Upon further review, you probably took a class once that detailed the different kinds of sexual harassment in the workplace (quid pro quo, hostile environment) and got it into your thick little head that that’s the entirety of what it means to sexually harass someone.

So the statute is, “harassing someone is criminal, unless and until it involves bombarding a chick with dong shots, which is fine, because that is totally HOT bro.”