I work at a F500 company that uses Yammer but it’s mostly just deal announcements and policy updates. Nothing like this thank God.

Yeah this is a really, really bad look for the OP. Straight out of the worst of the new right wing playbook: “These fucking queers all need to be taken out and shot,” followed by, “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE YOU LIBTARDS.”

Yeah I’d try to minimize me too if I were you. The pain of being lawyered by non-lawyer has to sting.

And yet you keep replying to me!!

I’d love to see you in court. Your counterarguments are scintillating.

Nah just answer that shit.

I thought you might enjoy reading this pathetic piece of attempted legal reasoning, it’s written by lawyers who clearly are much dumber than you:

I upvoted it not because the accusation applies specifically to this post you just made, but because it is in general a fair and accurate representation of your posting history and I’d like you to know that we all know it and we’re pretty fucking sick of it.

Yes, this was my thought too. An attempted update/reboot of an iconic national anthem performance from that same place, what, 30 years ago? I for one appreciate the effort, if not the execution.

Have a great day!! You sound like a really good lawyer.

Let me make sure what ‘it’ is.

Upon further review, you probably took a class once that detailed the different kinds of sexual harassment in the workplace (quid pro quo, hostile environment) and got it into your thick little head that that’s the entirety of what it means to sexually harass someone.

So the statute is, “harassing someone is criminal, unless and until it involves bombarding a chick with dong shots, which is fine, because that is totally HOT bro.”

Let me introduce you to the concept of criminal harassment (this is Massachusetts but you have plenty of examples to choose from):

BACK OFF GUYS THE INTERNET LAWYER IS HERE

If I may ask, what do you do that allows you to watch movies while you do it? I can usually listen to music and occasionally a podcast but putting my eyeballs on a screen for a couple hours is a bridge too far.

I am currently unsigned by any MLB team, may I attend?

For me getting out of the greys was just a matter of killing a great joke right as a post went up. A little skill but a lot of luck and timing.

Hey just curious, are star counts down for everyone or has my phone gone weird?

Hahaha you are either really thick or just convincing at playing thick