How often does that circumstance even arise, with two divisional games in the stretch run syncing up at the end so perfectly like that? And Scully just crushed the opportunity.

Someone else already said it so I will just cut and paste:

Yeah let's do the Bush Junior years again, those were fucking awesome for everybody.

It’s Deadspin, you can say “fucking.”

So I click the play button on the embedded video and it opens up the NFL Twitter page with this tweet.

No I think I would have heard about that

As someone who's never watched a minute of that weird-ass show, I totally endorse this hypothesis.

“We’re talking about MIAMI now.”

People in a society learn what they are “supposed” to do through displays like this, when we praise people doing good things.

Yep, one’s openly racist, and the other has deleted emails. Always make sure both of those things get equal mention because they are in fact equal.

That makes no fucking sense.

Gave me reason to live in the post-Caity Gawker.

Yeah, a vice-principal fucking a student isn’t an “affair.”

I feel much less special after visiting this comment section.

“It appears that the cat burglar was caught...by the very people who were trying to catch him.”

I worked in an NFL front office for a spell (as a total lackey, this is not a humblebrag) and yes. When 90+% of your revenues are guaranteed for the year no matter what you do during said year, it’s not exactly a breeding ground for business excellence.

Hm

Yeah I can see it

Don’t sleep on “The News presents the Live Sports Experience with Sean Hopper and Marvin McFadden.”

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