“We’re talking about MIAMI now.”

People in a society learn what they are “supposed” to do through displays like this, when we praise people doing good things.

Yep, one’s openly racist, and the other has deleted emails. Always make sure both of those things get equal mention because they are in fact equal.

That makes no fucking sense.

Gave me reason to live in the post-Caity Gawker.

Yeah, a vice-principal fucking a student isn’t an “affair.”

I feel much less special after visiting this comment section.

“It appears that the cat burglar was caught...by the very people who were trying to catch him.”

I worked in an NFL front office for a spell (as a total lackey, this is not a humblebrag) and yes. When 90+% of your revenues are guaranteed for the year no matter what you do during said year, it’s not exactly a breeding ground for business excellence.

Hm

Yeah I can see it

Don’t sleep on “The News presents the Live Sports Experience with Sean Hopper and Marvin McFadden.”

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That is good and proper. Bowel health should always be prioritized over spectator sports, especially those as shoddily produced as these Olympics.

This is super fucked up.

Diana, yours is the only sports reporting anywhere on the internet that I would call “essential.” You are so fucking good at what you do.

“I’m a heroine addict. I can only sleep with women who have saved someone’s life.”

My overriding hope is that they bought Gawker Media/Deadspin because the operation actually works and they want to make money off it. It’s easy enough to start a clickbait farm from scratch with trained chimps and interns, so hopefully what they want is for Barry and company to keep doing their thing. Only, with some…

something Hitler something something tweet something birds.

You went on the record on the right side of history, early and unequivocally.