I watched the video and I read the story but I still don’t get the headline.

“Dr. Scholl’s makes foot products right? And he’s a doctor, which means he went to school for a long time. But it doesn’t take a lot to figure that stepping on a cushion would be more comfortable. That fucker wasted lots of time at school. ‘Cause I would have bought that shit from a Mister Scholl.” - Mitch Hedberg

“I bought a seven dollar pen because I’m always losing pens and I’m sick of not caring.” - Mitch Hedberg

Onomatopoeia is definitely easier done than said.

Plus, that is most assuredly NOT Sunkist.

Have we had this one yet?

I see Burneko answering questions but does he still write or did you guys put him to work in the cafeteria or something?

Portraying Trump as inextricably tied to modern Republicanism will somehow convince self-identified Republicans that their whole worldview is a lie? And they will head out to vote Dem posthaste, up and down the ballot?

THAT GUY ALERT:

Not right before the 45-loss-spike that seems to be imminent.

“Lonergan, you asshole, is that NEVER TALKING ABOUT IT??”

Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

There should be aquariums everywhere.

And that kid lives in 2009.

I don’t know about ‘really good’ but he’s definitely good enough to be a plus for the Blazers (he’s a lot better than Mo ‘Potential!’ Harkless). Plus Portland has to overpay a bit to get guys to sign with them (there hasn’t been a UFA signing of note there in at least fifteen years, and it isn’t because the owner is…

WHO IS THIS AJ DAULERIO FELLA

Cool story bro.

He made a stand for God in a difficult situation.

Even *Steven*.