Akron’s in Cleveland, right?

I’m not from Cleveland, I don’t really root for Cleveland, but I find myself very happy for Clevelanders right now.

Listen people, I’m shelling out forty bucks a month for Propecia to keep what I got left up top, so I’m going to need y’all to stop splitting my hairs.

Punctuation is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

So, the Warriors got back into it by outplaying the Thunder going big, after the Thunder staked their lead on outplaying the Warriors going small. So much for prognostication.

I like positive posts on Deadspin.

They don’t even need a stadium. They can just play Tampa Bay every week in front of the TI.

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

Yeah I think llamaguy was being facetious, but it is hard to distinguish from the real thing.

Let our coaches coach us! That’s why we came here!

One of my cousins spent a year as a roadie for Prince.

Serious reply: those birds at AT&T are on a regular schedule of swooping in after the game and getting all the left-behind goodies. You can see them starting to gather overhead in the late innings. Always wondered if they would hang back if the game went to extras. Looks like they DGAF.

Bring Bison Dele as your +1

Drew, I love the written Tuesday Funbag, but if you wanted to shelve it in favor of twice-weekly podcasts just to spite the ‘type it out’ crowd, I’m totally OK with that.

“a national level” means “Deadspin.”

Hey, you’ve got to be a tough bastard to manage Eagles scouts, not some kind of Eagle Scout.

Virginia Tech fan here, we spent most of the last few years doing exactly what Barry lays out in the article - we had kickers who could boom it through the end zone but instead we were practicing the art of kicking it to the goal line and no further.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Lots of people talking about how this isn’t a blindside hit.