That’s the real story here.

I don’t blog, but I still feel comfortable saying this is a pretty dumb blog entry.

Don’t feel too bad, Butch Davis is also an asshole who can’t control a football program.

Google Peyton Manning + Tennessee + trainer

Fucking food is a whole other disorder.

Lillard is playing like a man who has no intention of letting them lose it, and that’s bad news for the rest of the league.

1) Has anyone done a better job with a shittier hand than Blazers GM Neil Olshey? One star ruptures his achilles, and your ‘franchise’ guys bolts on you unexpectedly. Two other starters leave in their wake. No problem. Just go grab a bunch of completely undervalued assets on the fly and and in two months build a…

“Trying to recall?” So you used to know?

I think when you are under the cap, you don’t have to salary match. So the Sixers could trade a second rounder for Dwight straight up (but wouldn’t, because second rounders are GOLD in Philly).

Your take on this suggests that you are a good and decent and empathetic human being, internet stranger.

Schlereth: Wait, I’m supposed to believe that there’s a force of incomprehensible, unimaginable strength that literally set the entire universe in motion billions of years ago and continues to power its symmetrical operation in the present day?

Bootstraps Portuguesesauce.

Crispysnacks Pringolas

This is a good post and you seem like a decent fellow but I MISS THE VANE DAMMIT.

I lost you at the end. Did you mean CHUNG CHUNG?

Sex Type Thing is Weiland’s attempt to get inside the head of a rapist. He didn’t actually believe those lyrics or live that way.

From the part of the article with words:

I know nothing about soccer other than that it’s kind of fun to watch.

And just a few weeks ago, lowly Aston Villa reportedly kicked Moysie’s tires.

Similar here, at forty.