There should be aquariums everywhere.

And that kid lives in 2009.

I don’t know about ‘really good’ but he’s definitely good enough to be a plus for the Blazers (he’s a lot better than Mo ‘Potential!’ Harkless). Plus Portland has to overpay a bit to get guys to sign with them (there hasn’t been a UFA signing of note there in at least fifteen years, and it isn’t because the owner is…

WHO IS THIS AJ DAULERIO FELLA

Cool story bro.

He made a stand for God in a difficult situation.

Even *Steven*.

Akron’s in Cleveland, right?

I’m not from Cleveland, I don’t really root for Cleveland, but I find myself very happy for Clevelanders right now.

Listen people, I’m shelling out forty bucks a month for Propecia to keep what I got left up top, so I’m going to need y’all to stop splitting my hairs.

Punctuation is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

So, the Warriors got back into it by outplaying the Thunder going big, after the Thunder staked their lead on outplaying the Warriors going small. So much for prognostication.

I like positive posts on Deadspin.

They don’t even need a stadium. They can just play Tampa Bay every week in front of the TI.

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

Yeah I think llamaguy was being facetious, but it is hard to distinguish from the real thing.

Let our coaches coach us! That’s why we came here!

One of my cousins spent a year as a roadie for Prince.

Serious reply: those birds at AT&T are on a regular schedule of swooping in after the game and getting all the left-behind goodies. You can see them starting to gather overhead in the late innings. Always wondered if they would hang back if the game went to extras. Looks like they DGAF.