Bring Bison Dele as your +1

Drew, I love the written Tuesday Funbag, but if you wanted to shelve it in favor of twice-weekly podcasts just to spite the ‘type it out’ crowd, I’m totally OK with that.

“a national level” means “Deadspin.”

Hey, you’ve got to be a tough bastard to manage Eagles scouts, not some kind of Eagle Scout.

Virginia Tech fan here, we spent most of the last few years doing exactly what Barry lays out in the article - we had kickers who could boom it through the end zone but instead we were practicing the art of kicking it to the goal line and no further.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Lots of people talking about how this isn’t a blindside hit.

That’s the real story here.

I don’t blog, but I still feel comfortable saying this is a pretty dumb blog entry.

Don’t feel too bad, Butch Davis is also an asshole who can’t control a football program.

Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Google Peyton Manning + Tennessee + trainer

Fucking food is a whole other disorder.

Lillard is playing like a man who has no intention of letting them lose it, and that’s bad news for the rest of the league.

1) Has anyone done a better job with a shittier hand than Blazers GM Neil Olshey? One star ruptures his achilles, and your ‘franchise’ guys bolts on you unexpectedly. Two other starters leave in their wake. No problem. Just go grab a bunch of completely undervalued assets on the fly and and in two months build a…

“Trying to recall?” So you used to know?

I think when you are under the cap, you don’t have to salary match. So the Sixers could trade a second rounder for Dwight straight up (but wouldn’t, because second rounders are GOLD in Philly).

Your take on this suggests that you are a good and decent and empathetic human being, internet stranger.

Schlereth: Wait, I’m supposed to believe that there’s a force of incomprehensible, unimaginable strength that literally set the entire universe in motion billions of years ago and continues to power its symmetrical operation in the present day?