Are you guys both going over to Mom’s later?

Yeah just seven seconds, I wanted more ass-grabbing.

Can I have a loonie for a bag of milk?

There's a lot of ex-NHL players out there who can sit up straight and speak nice on camera. Given a choice of these players for some fill-in trade deadline coverage, I'm going to pick the one who doesn't fancy himself a part-time rape comedian. Just to be safe.

Andy Greenwald for Albert Burneko.

Honest question:

Oh I thought you said you were a really good burner.

But...

sick burn though bro

You say it's because they prefer to brand their weed. Which is demonstrably false; Amsterdam for years has been seeking to minimize marijuana tourism and decrease the presence of coffee shops in the city:

Blame the weed? Then explain Portland!

In some places, diversity of thought and multiple perspectives on an issue are considered good things.

Hmm, if that's true, then the only way to gain an advantage with a deflated ball would be to run a short passing game that emphasizes quick releases and ball security and doesn't rely on high-velocity downfield throws.

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This B&Ming is not a good look for John Harbaugh.

Full-time Refs -> Unionized Refs -> Inability to Yank Officials On and Off Assignments at League Whim.

Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

You may find Simmons contemptible for many reasons, but carrying water for Goodell shouldn't be one of them. He definitely doesn't belong on a list with King and Schefter.

I'm sensing a common thread: the worst airline is that one I flew that one time when things went bad. All big carriers (Delta, American, United) are essentially the same. Delta stands apart for even being shitty to their own frequent fliers, as opposed to the others who are shitty to the rank and file so that they…

Someone should invent an editable internet.