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It's a great scenario, but I can't fathom how it would play out if you got pulled over by the police.

"Small market" = no banks, hedge funds, or tech companies to splurge on luxury boxes.

Elmore Leonard once described a character as writing novels "full of rape and adverbs."

I came on like an asshole but you played it like a champion. Well done.

In case it was too subtle for you, I want children's medical care to be independent of their parents' employment situation, and not hanging on a thread based on the whims of Bengals management. If that makes me a complete asshole in your book, then fuck that book.

So he's just barely good enough at football for his daughter to deserve medical care. Heartwarming...?

"High Life is markedly inferior to Pabst Blue Ribbon...."

Your opinion is stupid and you should feel bad.

Considering the relative amounts of outcry, I'd say NFL fans in general have dogs above women.

Turned 17 in March of my senior year. Was small to begin with so that didn't help. Picked on plenty.

Very interesting! I read quickly and poorly, so maybe I missed this, but did you look longitudinally at the ability of various GM's to add value in trades or signings? If a great trade or signing adds a ton of value, but those high value signings are more or less randomly distributed year on year, then paying a GM…

Great awareness, broadcast crew. Baseball announcers are the worst.

Read "Financing Sport" by Dennis Howard. Or if you don't want to, because it's 400-some-odd pages, let me summarize: public financing of stadiums has consistently failed to generate promised economic returns (especially in light of opportunity costs, which, contra your reductive comment, is the inescapable truth that…

Now, now, no need to get competitive, there's enough unoriginality in this comment thread for everyone.

Getting rid of a rich racist owner is easy?

Who is this "Bill Simmons"?

A little rubbing alcohol, a little table salt, shake thoroughly. Helps to run some hot water through it first to loosen up the nastier stuff. 30 seconds and you're like new again.

Yes, this - rubbing alcohol and salt FTW.

Yeah, good idea. Umpires are well-known for being open to anyone weighing in and second-guessing their calls. I'm sure they'd never fail to invite the replay booth to weigh in at a critical moment.