Dick move by Myers.

I would read 2,000 words from Caity Weaver about the Saints cruise.

Yes, this. Keeps the moobs in while letting the pits breathe, so that if some moisture does form, it airs out. I think if it's a given that you're going to pit sweat, you may want the sleeved shirt to grab the inevitable moisture as a first responder, but otherwise beater style is the way to go.

I'm confused why this is a story...guy breaks law, gets ticket, complains on Facebook. Is the officer supposed to only give him a warning because there are other, less important people around that need to be held accountable to the law?

Hotel cable tip: get the 'StayConnect' mobile app, which lets you work the TV through your phone at most nice hotels.

I DON'T LIKE THIS THING!! AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!

I wonder how she'll do on Weekend Update without Seth Meyers.

He's your old favorite player?

As high as George gets there...I still don't think it's high enough for the F over high C in the chorus.

Impartially, do you think Sherman really held the WR on the would've-been-a-third-down-stop on the Niners' first TD drive?

COUNTING IS HARD OKAY

I don't say 'OMG', well, ever...but OMG DEADSPIN PLEASE DO THIS.

So is LSU luring 5-star recruits with gumbo handshakes?

It's a good question, and no one probably really knows. There's not a comprehensive international registry of these things.

Well that's just not true. You can certainly TRY to maintain proper form based on what you see on the YouTubes, but practically every person (especially as you age and/or take a desk job) has certain imbalances, certain muscles that are going to be over-used and those that are going to be under-used, and it takes a…

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You're worth what someone's willing to pay you.

Kerry Rhodes on Line One.

Murder Foghorn Leghorn before their eyes. Only once-in-a-lifetime teams can play through that.

That's also the secret to Ken Jennings' success.