Well, keep on kind of living.

By 'real,' do you mean 'pulled out of my ass?' Or maybe 'concocted in a Fox News' producer's fever dream?'

Huh. It took all of one minute for Foghorn to demand links and conditionally call you a liar in the process.

Jones should've just trucked Tomlin's ass and forced the zebras' hand.

There are some fine introductory logic courses available for a reasonable rate at your local community college.

Around the world? Wasn't even heard three feet away....

Usually. But that's not how the Ravens run it. Tyrod Taylor is the backup QB who moves like a RB while still throwing it fine enough for Flacco to be unnecessary in that package.

Seems like a decent enough place to repost this tweet from when #TebowBookTitles was a thing on Twitter:

Here's your true red meat conservative brother Charles Krauthammer with something that might get through your skull:

My buddy is a science professor at VT and says the football players in class have been some of his better students. Come to class, participate, seem to know how to do the work.

The whole time one guy is peeing on him and the other didn't even know.

Strong citation. Thanks.

The ball was catchable. We know this because the ball was caught.

I almost upvoted this but then realized you might be serious. Reality vs. Satire, neck and neck....

Yeah...this is pretty great. Well done.

I'm glad King was able to stop equivocating long enough to do the unambiguously right thing for his dog.

Wait wait wait...it's against the law to THROW THINGS in San Diego? So, I can be arrested for tossing my keys to my wife? For playing catch with my nephew? For throwing a frisbee for my dog?

Knobber.

How does he get the ball to stay in the air for eight seconds?!?

Anybody watch the 'extremely NSFW' video? I'm morbidly curious but don't want to be scarred for life, would appreciate an unverifiable recommendation from an internet stranger.