"High Life is markedly inferior to Pabst Blue Ribbon...."

Your opinion is stupid and you should feel bad.

Considering the relative amounts of outcry, I'd say NFL fans in general have dogs above women.

Turned 17 in March of my senior year. Was small to begin with so that didn't help. Picked on plenty.

Very interesting! I read quickly and poorly, so maybe I missed this, but did you look longitudinally at the ability of various GM's to add value in trades or signings? If a great trade or signing adds a ton of value, but those high value signings are more or less randomly distributed year on year, then paying a GM…

Great awareness, broadcast crew. Baseball announcers are the worst.

Read "Financing Sport" by Dennis Howard. Or if you don't want to, because it's 400-some-odd pages, let me summarize: public financing of stadiums has consistently failed to generate promised economic returns (especially in light of opportunity costs, which, contra your reductive comment, is the inescapable truth that…

Now, now, no need to get competitive, there's enough unoriginality in this comment thread for everyone.

Getting rid of a rich racist owner is easy?

Who is this "Bill Simmons"?

A little rubbing alcohol, a little table salt, shake thoroughly. Helps to run some hot water through it first to loosen up the nastier stuff. 30 seconds and you're like new again.

Yes, this - rubbing alcohol and salt FTW.

Yeah, good idea. Umpires are well-known for being open to anyone weighing in and second-guessing their calls. I'm sure they'd never fail to invite the replay booth to weigh in at a critical moment.

Dick move by Myers.

I would read 2,000 words from Caity Weaver about the Saints cruise.

Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Yes, this. Keeps the moobs in while letting the pits breathe, so that if some moisture does form, it airs out. I think if it's a given that you're going to pit sweat, you may want the sleeved shirt to grab the inevitable moisture as a first responder, but otherwise beater style is the way to go.

I'm confused why this is a story...guy breaks law, gets ticket, complains on Facebook. Is the officer supposed to only give him a warning because there are other, less important people around that need to be held accountable to the law?

Hotel cable tip: get the 'StayConnect' mobile app, which lets you work the TV through your phone at most nice hotels.

I DON'T LIKE THIS THING!! AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!