I wonder how she'll do on Weekend Update without Seth Meyers.

He's your old favorite player?

As high as George gets there...I still don't think it's high enough for the F over high C in the chorus.

Impartially, do you think Sherman really held the WR on the would've-been-a-third-down-stop on the Niners' first TD drive?

COUNTING IS HARD OKAY

I don't say 'OMG', well, ever...but OMG DEADSPIN PLEASE DO THIS.

So is LSU luring 5-star recruits with gumbo handshakes?

It's a good question, and no one probably really knows. There's not a comprehensive international registry of these things.

Well that's just not true. You can certainly TRY to maintain proper form based on what you see on the YouTubes, but practically every person (especially as you age and/or take a desk job) has certain imbalances, certain muscles that are going to be over-used and those that are going to be under-used, and it takes a…

LEADER

You're worth what someone's willing to pay you.

Kerry Rhodes on Line One.

Murder Foghorn Leghorn before their eyes. Only once-in-a-lifetime teams can play through that.

That's also the secret to Ken Jennings' success.

Well, keep on kind of living.

By 'real,' do you mean 'pulled out of my ass?' Or maybe 'concocted in a Fox News' producer's fever dream?'

Huh. It took all of one minute for Foghorn to demand links and conditionally call you a liar in the process.

Jones should've just trucked Tomlin's ass and forced the zebras' hand.

There are some fine introductory logic courses available for a reasonable rate at your local community college.

Around the world? Wasn't even heard three feet away....