OH pull your head out of your ass, he was fucking passing the other truck.

Every school needs a good fight song.

It was a SportsScience segment.

It was Sports Science before they were bought by espn. He starts throwing around the 4:00 mark.

Mark, you forgot this one of Robert DeNiro and Gerard Depardieu getting a handjob together.

I believe her mother is using "slept together" as a euphemism for having sexual intercourse. She is saying that although they slept in the same bed, they didn't have sex.

"I like my coffee like my men. Weak, not strong AT ALL, cold, bitter..."

The only solution I have thought of is just throwing all of it away. But that's just temporary and I plan on living here for another couple years before moving again.

You might want to look into precisely what Cleopatra's political situation was...

Oriental is ok for stuff. Just not for people. If a rug can be Oriental, so can a salad.

"Oriental" is generally considered fine to use with inanimate objects—like a salad or a rug. It's not used (in the U.S.) to describe people. So, this usage is not problematic.

Oh! The KING of that is Will Smith. He CANNOT dance. I remember watching Wild Wild West and how he put his partner in front of him so no one could see it!

This scares me about theoretically being a parent. I mean, I'm cool with my kids being obsessed with something that's actually good, but what if they get obsessed with something like Frozen?

Maybe she should have run them through her head first

Are these all the things she said?

Isn't this exactly what someone who wanted continued success in a regressive, anti-gay society would have to say publically? I'm not defending her. I'm just considering the consequences of publically supporting homosexuality in Putin's Russia.

Just add a Worchestershire sauce, lemon juice (and a dash of tabasco if you're feelin' frisky) to the ketchup and horseradish and it IS cocktail sauce.

My ex used to work in a English-style pub. One guys comes in and orders the Welsh rarebit from him. There's a description of it in the menu. He gets his food. A couple of minutes later, he calls my ex over and complains "I see a lot of bread, and I see a lot of cheese, but I'm not seeing so much of the rarebit."

I worked in a restaurant where we had a very limited wine list. Something like 5 different bottles. We had a customer order the zinfandel-it was a classic red zinfandel that's the dark robust red. Knowing a lot of people don't know this I explained it was a red zinfandel and would that be okay? To which I was…

I once had a woman order steak tartar, well-done. I explained that the dish was extremely high end beef, hand minced, served raw...to her horror, and her husband's great confusion. Just to be a dick I said, Think of it as cow sushi. They were not amused.